21 1 / 2013

"I told you so"

"I told you so"

14 12 / 2012

From The Onion

From The Onion

27 6 / 2012

destituteandopulent:

BAHAHAH

"We didn’t land on Plymouth rock, Plymouth rock landed on Mars!"

destituteandopulent:

BAHAHAH

"We didn’t land on Plymouth rock, Plymouth rock landed on Mars!"

27 6 / 2012

animalsbeingdicks:

Cat jumps on a babys head - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

“Slow traffic keep right, bitch!”

26 6 / 2012

destituteandopulent:

I think I’m addicted to hand sanitizer.

I’m more of a constantly-washing-my-hands guy but a big yes to cleanliness. We’re the ones who will survive the super-flu.

destituteandopulent:

I think I’m addicted to hand sanitizer.

I’m more of a constantly-washing-my-hands guy but a big yes to cleanliness. We’re the ones who will survive the super-flu.

25 6 / 2012

"I see you shaking that derrière - that means butt hole."

Steve Smith

25 6 / 2012

"A Blaffair to Rememblack"

TGS

(Source: destituteandopulent)

15 5 / 2012

Mitt Romney: Serial Killer

Mitt Romney: Serial Killer

14 5 / 2012

07 5 / 2012

Instagram sucks. Come and get me.